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Hsu Hao the red lasered Mongol by ~shadowchiller:iconshadowchiller:



You know Liu Kang, and Kung Lao, and

Sub-Zero, and Scorpion,

Reptile, and Ermac, and

Kenshi and Goro

But do you recall

The most fagotty fighter of all?


Hsu Hao, the red-lasered homo

had a very shiny laser

and if you ever saw it

you would even say it blows.


All of the other killers

used to laugh and call him names

They never let gay ol Hsu Hao

play in any Killing games.


Then one foggy killing spree

Shao Kahn came to say:

"Hsu Hao with your laser so bright,

won't you guide my killing spree tonight?"


Then all the fighters hated him (more)

as they shouted out with envy,

Hsu Hao the red-lasered Mongolian,

you'll be killed mysteriously!
©2006-2009 ~shadowchiller
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Author's Comments

I'm not homo phobic but I always hear people calling Hsu Hao a faggot and gay and a homo on the midway boards and hes generally unliked by everyone. So I figured I would write this. If you don't like Mk skip this. Inspired by a star wars fan fic bezo wrote.

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:icontheonlybezo:
Heh, poor Hsu Hao. He don't get no respect, no respect at all.

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I'll take the case!
:iconshadowchiller:
Nope, no respect for "dat damn mongorian"(south park reference)

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k thx bye
:icontheonlybezo:
Curse you mongorian! You no destroy my shitty wall!

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I'll take the case!
:iconshadowchiller:
Lmao you saw that episode? ha ha.

I've always wanted to dub over a few scenes with Hsu Hao and Liu Kang with the city wok guy and the mongorians.

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k thx bye
:icontheonlybezo:
Yeah, I've seen every episode of South Park. That's one of my favourites.

That'd be pretty funny.

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I'll take the case!
:iconshadowchiller:
Are you sure you've seen all of them? because it seems the U.S is ahead of us on South Park episodes. About a month ago I heard some of them talking about the world of warcraft episode, and that one just aired in Canada a week or so ago.

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k thx bye
:icon16yashiro:
Hsu Hao might be percieved as Lame and Unworthy, but I think he is unique and sort of intimidating (in a cool way)

*sigh* People should think and know first, then bash if the characters turn out really lame beyond all reasons.... like Frost for example! :D

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Through the looking glass, you see malice in Wonderland.
:icontheonlybezo:
I got them all off the 'net. :P Trust me, I've seen 'em all.

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I'll take the case!

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